A story you probably wont be seeing on The Ralph Retort, Ethan Ralph, most notable for his GamerGate-oriented news blog, has been arrested on three different charges.
He is being charged with public intoxication, obstruction of justice, and two counts of assaulting an officer. A likely story is that he resisted arrest when confronted by two officers over his drunken conduct, assaulting them in the process.
As with most states in the US, assaulting a police officer is a serious offense in Virginia. A class 6 felony, it carries a mandatory minimum sentence of 6 months in jail and a hefty $2500 fine. The Ralph is facing serious prison time as the maximum sentence, not including any other charges, is 5 years (should he be convicted).
Lolcow News has not received word if the arresting officer was conspiring to remove breasts from video games.